I don't know that much about her, but Dad was really impressed with her speech about the Iraq when she competed for something last year. And this resume "sealed the deal"
Saturday, August 30, 2008
OMG!! THIS IS WHAT IMRESSED DAD SO MUCH!! SARAH PALIN'S RESUME!!
I don't know that much about her, but Dad was really impressed with her speech about the Iraq when she competed for something last year. And this resume "sealed the deal"
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
NEW PICS FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
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Dad and General [REDACTED] going over that powerpoint presentation about how many soldiers to draft next year. Boooo-ring!!!
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Dad and us in the limo on the way to Saddleback watching Obama getting interviewed by Rich Warren
Dad and General [REDACTED] going over that powerpoint presentation about how many soldiers to draft next year. Boooo-ring!!!
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Dad and us in the limo on the way to Saddleback watching Obama getting interviewed by Rich Warren
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
NEW I-PHONE THE SIZE OF A FINGER!!
Someone at Padre Murphy's tonite told me that they are coming out with a new I-phone that's the size of your finger. I really want one of those!!! Anyone know about this, pleeeeeease contact me!! Yeah!!
WHO CARES HOW MANY HOMES WE HAVE?????! I DON"T KNOW EITHER!!
Dad's running for president of the U.S. NOT president of counting houses. Mom said it wouldn't even BE an issue if it wasn't for that reporter who's part of the international [REDACTED] conspiracy!
And now we have to stay in Phoenix because we can't be seen at our other 9 houses. And you know living in Phoenix can be a total drag in the summer! It like never gets cold enough to wear fur! So check this out--mom will turn the a/c down REALLY cold like 48 and we'll put on our mink coats!!! We’ll like walk around the house and pretend it’s winter somewhere and make hot cocoa and stuff. She’s so crazy!!!
Oh--and before I forget...just a little clarification - in that other post, when I used the term “faggy mcfagfag” it’s totally NOT like using the F-bomb. I mean, it’s just like a funny expression. I am so NOT like anti gay or anything. I love Will and Grace even though it’s on Lifetime which Mom says is run by the [REDACTED].
See-I owned it - right? You have to like just deal with things to make them work - like when I was little and Dad was up for reelection and the whole Keatings 5 thing was in the news, his campaign manager guy made us take in that Bangaladesh girl--it could have been bad but it helped Dad win and now she’s almost like a real sister! So, to sum it up, we were like Angelina waaaay before it was cool to go to Africa and get kids.
See, so there’s one example of making things work when you think that they might not. Therefore, it’s like being positive is better! And you know, my “sister” and all.
Although I do have to say there are limmits - I mean, she may come to ASU next year - I totally hope not because then she’ll rush Kappa Kappa Gamma and it’s going to be REALLY awkward, cause she doesn’t fit in--NOT because she’s dark or anything. I’m NOT a racist and that’s NOT what it’s about. It’s that we would HAVE to let her in the house instead of really WANTING her. So you see the difference? And also, nobody like a "pity Kappa!"
I feel so bad for Mom. She’s soooo stressed out all the time with the campaign and everything. She’s worried she’ll get fat like Michelle Obama. OMG, she must be like a size 2 or 4 or something. Mom said “Shoot me if I get that fat!” I feel so bad for Mom. She’s so stressed out.
But she DOESN’T have an eating disorder (And neither do I! LOL!!) She’s not like the Liebermans--talk about eating disorders! OMG!! Dad had them over at our pig roast the other night - they are SO weird - they totally wouldn’t eat anything if there was a camera around, but as soon as the cameras turned off, they ate like half a pig! I mean, I can understand Madassa Leiberman (the wife) not wanting to be fotographed eating like any woman because if your a woman your not supposed to be seen eating, but Joe’s a guy so who cares? Right?
Oh, and that other thing Mom said about black people was soooo out of contexts. I mean, Mom is totally NOT racist. I mean, 3 or 4 of her maids are black, so how could she be racist? If she were racist, then she WOULDN'T have hired them in the first place. And I’m sure if Mr. Obama wasn’t running against Dad, Mom never would have called Mr. Obama a [REDACTED]
And now we have to stay in Phoenix because we can't be seen at our other 9 houses. And you know living in Phoenix can be a total drag in the summer! It like never gets cold enough to wear fur! So check this out--mom will turn the a/c down REALLY cold like 48 and we'll put on our mink coats!!! We’ll like walk around the house and pretend it’s winter somewhere and make hot cocoa and stuff. She’s so crazy!!!
Oh--and before I forget...just a little clarification - in that other post, when I used the term “faggy mcfagfag” it’s totally NOT like using the F-bomb. I mean, it’s just like a funny expression. I am so NOT like anti gay or anything. I love Will and Grace even though it’s on Lifetime which Mom says is run by the [REDACTED].
See-I owned it - right? You have to like just deal with things to make them work - like when I was little and Dad was up for reelection and the whole Keatings 5 thing was in the news, his campaign manager guy made us take in that Bangaladesh girl--it could have been bad but it helped Dad win and now she’s almost like a real sister! So, to sum it up, we were like Angelina waaaay before it was cool to go to Africa and get kids.
See, so there’s one example of making things work when you think that they might not. Therefore, it’s like being positive is better! And you know, my “sister” and all.
Although I do have to say there are limmits - I mean, she may come to ASU next year - I totally hope not because then she’ll rush Kappa Kappa Gamma and it’s going to be REALLY awkward, cause she doesn’t fit in--NOT because she’s dark or anything. I’m NOT a racist and that’s NOT what it’s about. It’s that we would HAVE to let her in the house instead of really WANTING her. So you see the difference? And also, nobody like a "pity Kappa!"
I feel so bad for Mom. She’s soooo stressed out all the time with the campaign and everything. She’s worried she’ll get fat like Michelle Obama. OMG, she must be like a size 2 or 4 or something. Mom said “Shoot me if I get that fat!” I feel so bad for Mom. She’s so stressed out.
But she DOESN’T have an eating disorder (And neither do I! LOL!!) She’s not like the Liebermans--talk about eating disorders! OMG!! Dad had them over at our pig roast the other night - they are SO weird - they totally wouldn’t eat anything if there was a camera around, but as soon as the cameras turned off, they ate like half a pig! I mean, I can understand Madassa Leiberman (the wife) not wanting to be fotographed eating like any woman because if your a woman your not supposed to be seen eating, but Joe’s a guy so who cares? Right?
Oh, and that other thing Mom said about black people was soooo out of contexts. I mean, Mom is totally NOT racist. I mean, 3 or 4 of her maids are black, so how could she be racist? If she were racist, then she WOULDN'T have hired them in the first place. And I’m sure if Mr. Obama wasn’t running against Dad, Mom never would have called Mr. Obama a [REDACTED]
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